“nice guys” finish last

Interesting…And yes, I will try to keep my resolutions this year

celluloid blonde

The article I’m about to point you to, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person, really needs to be circulated, and circulated widely, for the benefit of men.  I say “for men” because most women don’t actually need to hear it.  Women, in general, have known for centuries you need to bring skills to a relationship.  Those skills can be anything from cooking well to cleaning house well to raising children well to looking great to giving a really good blowjob, but when push comes to shove, those are all skills, and women have them, work at them, and know you have to have them.

The people who don’t appear to know you need to have them are men.  Which is why you don’t see a bunch of women sitting around whining about how men don’t date nice women — but you see a crapload of guys…

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Another Valentine

I am still not clear on Valentine. the democratic parliament inside of me has agreed that it is an artificial celebration. it has told me time and again that flowers are useless, that declaring love for only one person in public is reckless and in bad taste, and that public displays of affection are indeed vomit inducing.

and then again, i don’t want to sound bitter or sell my jaded viewpoint to the diehard romantics who will do just about anything to convince me of the contrary. so here is a picture of two goats hugging for you. Enjoy and happy Valentine!

Girls

Girls shall wear lipstick
every blessed day
the brighter the better
to lead you astray

Girls shall shave their legs
and their armpits too
most sinuous skin
displayed just for you

Girls shall rein their brains
their tongues as well
exactly choreographed
to caress your shell

Girls shall be teetering
feet in sheaths of pain
to incite your pleasure
your love to gain

Girls shall be mothers
and grandmothers too
forever and ever
so grateful to you