Advice to self

Lose some pounds because you have no money for new clothes.
Dye your hair blonde again and have more fun.
Stop pretending you are reading books to be smart.
Try to save money.
Get your frigging license.
Stop pretending you don’t like living with your parents.
DO NOT get another jobs. Just get paid for the ones you do.
Reject losers before they reject you.
Learn to say no to food with unidentifiable ingredients.
Learn to enjoy other people’s little and deserved misfortunes.
Keep in mind, you do not have to explain things to people, unless you truly enjoy tormenting itty bitty brains.
Learn how to flatter men’s egos.

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