for those of you who have been wondering where i have disappeared, i want to apologize and explain. not that i owe you anything. but i fancy that you like me enough to care, and that you can’t sleep at night with worries of me.
well, in short, i got married. i decided that it was time to make my parents happy and get my friend a green card so we tied the knot last week in a civil ceremony in NY city hall. it is not very hard to get a license you know.
we got a license, waited a day, and then became a couple officially. i wore black in deference to NY and he wore a red tie with a black eagle which i asked him to keep on on the wedding night. his eyes were green in deference to the green card, and my underwear was white so that my mom had nothing to complain about.
so mazel tov to me and you’re all invited to the wedding when we actually get to have one. we’ll dance, we’ll prance, and we’ll give all the bridesmaids up for sale. for now, you’d just have to content with a virtual Turkish delight.