I sat down today fully intending to write about a time honored public transportation rite of passage: coping a feel.
Then I saw my blog statistics. It is undoubtly the largest audience I have had so far, and I owe it all to the innocent flirting on one of the postings.
I give you people art, I give you people information, a piece of my wondrous and genius mind, and all you dirty minded naughty voyeurs are interested in, is the flirting. Cool.
I feel like I just starred in my own reality show. (How could Britney do it?) In a way it helps, because it makes it easier to write in the future about upcoming OB/GYN appointments, old perverts and embarrasing bathroom incidents.
It also shows that you have your priorities straight. I congratulate you, and I give thanks to the universe for all the cute little pervos that follow me around.
Stay tuned for upcoming attractions.